Comments: That's So Thoughtful!

You obviously have not experienced the joys of vacuum-cleaner sex, which involves several snap-on attachments that come with most standard models.

I'll show you some "chores" all right.

posted by Acidman on December 21, 2004 08:31 PM



posted by Velociman on December 21, 2004 09:08 PM

Yeah, I got some special words just for you, Velociman...

posted by Key on December 21, 2004 09:32 PM


Did you by chance upbraid V-man for wordiness or tenses in his chapter or elsewhere??

I just get the feeling I missed something here. (not that that would be unusual)


posted by Christina on December 21, 2004 09:45 PM

Believe me, he got his share of flattery. But I did ask him if the change of tense was intentional, not unlike a student would consult a prof...

I also CONFIDED in him that throughout high school and college, wordiness and tense commitment were my most difficult areas.

So, not to change the subject, but did anybody actually READ my friggin post tonight?

Jeez, Velociman coming all up in here and stealing my show...

posted by Key on December 21, 2004 09:56 PM


I ALWAYS read your posts. I thought you covered all the bases and made your point very succinctly in a concise and clear manner. Therefore, nothing further was needed from me.

I was just curious.


posted by Christina on December 21, 2004 10:17 PM

Thanks, Christina!

I was really only trying to give Velociman hell. (Not that Rob doesn't deserve a share for his vacuum sex comment...)

posted by Key on December 21, 2004 10:24 PM

Women are so damn hard to please, I guess hiding a diamond ring in the wrapped up set of pots and pans wouldn't help.

posted by James Old Guy on December 22, 2004 08:51 AM

I learned the lesson of the gifts long before I got married...

Gee, you give Velociman a full critique of his chapter and all I got was a "nicely done"? I'm devastated...

posted by Jack on December 22, 2004 10:32 AM

I would never dream of getting my lovely spouse a vacuum, or pots & pans for Christmas. Since I know she loves the outdoors, I got her a new lawn mower and weed-eater. Boy, is she gonna be surprised!

posted by Dash on December 22, 2004 10:35 AM

Key, that last comment was wordy. And the tense was shameful.

posted by Velociman on December 22, 2004 10:40 AM

Hey Key,

You've got some flirting going on here.

Good for you!!!

Blind Sam

posted by Sam on December 22, 2004 05:55 PM
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