Comments: Now terrorists can smuggle bombs on flat-chested women

Ask your wife about it after being felt up by a TSA employee.

My wife brought a new set of bras just so that her underwire bra won't set things off and result in being felt up. In San Juan, after such an experience, she said, "That woman has felt me up better than you ever have!" And I'm no slouch. ;)

There's a problem.

When men start getting their "packages" massaged, I'll bet there will really be hell.

Posted by DarkStar at December 23, 2004 12:45 PM

Turn you head and cough.

Posted by BH at December 23, 2004 02:27 PM

How about, <insert sound of rubber glove slapping against hand here> "Bend over and relax. I don't like this either..."


Posted by DarkStar at December 23, 2004 04:12 PM
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