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Bullshitters on: The Trouble With Thor
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Now, I know I am not a member of the blogging community, but a little tip my way for the nomenclature, perhaps? Or at least gimme a nice blended frou-frou drink... or maybe a sloe gin fizz?

bullshit by Ethne ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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No fucking frou-frou drinks! Vikings drink Grog and Ale1

bullshit by The Bartender ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Bartender, I'm buying for my girl Ethne, here. She and I have been longtime partners in...(insert legally questionable activity here)...and you just mix her whatever she likes. She knew me back when I was still called "Hooligan", AND she's the one who coined the term, "Finn the Viking". She's been with us through it all--our wedding, plotting playgrounds for our little girl with pirate ships and trebuchets...she sends us virtual cannoli, and she is ONE TOUGH CHICKIE.

Besides, I'll put the logo up on my site if you do...
Linda tries her sweetest smile.

What? Why is everybody running away? What? Come back! I just wanted to get loaded with my girlfrend, here!

Heyyy!

bullshit by Linda ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Heya! I put the logo up!

I did! No, really!

bullshit by Linda ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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OK Linda, just 'cause you say it's so... ONE nice blended frou-frou drink for Ethne. Plus I'll blogroll her under Non-Alcoholic Beer and do a post next week (you remind me about the post). Tell her to ger ready for a Willie-lanche, all three hits!

bullshit by The Bartender ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Mr. Bartender, you just rock. Thanks for setting up m'girl here.

Believe me, after the last coupla weeks--she needs it. Looking around to see if she's listening. How much will it cost me to make sure you put her under the table? ;->

bullshit by Linda ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Honey, not much... with lack o' sleep and little stress relief, and the fact that I am a lightweight, prolly one frou-frou drink should do it. ;)

Ah, screw it! Makes me a Margarita bar keep. Hey, it's a real drink, it has tequila. :D

(Thanks Hoolie for the fine endorsement.)

bullshit by Ethne ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Can I get a Daquiri? Preferably with an umbrella in it? Yummy.

bullshit by Finn the viking/Galstaff ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Yeah, put whatever the Viking wants on my tab. I got this round for ya, Finn! :D

bullshit by Ethne ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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And for me, a double shot of Fire and Ice if you please. You got smokes for sale back there? I really, really want one.

bullshit by Linda ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Yeah, me too!

bullshit by Ethne ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Only have the crooked ones and they're at the house! Besides... smokin's bad... haven't you heard... fuck 'em... come on over and hotbox a couple before you have to go back to work!

bullshit by The Bartender ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM
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Mr. Bartender, you da man! You do a shot with us, 'kay?

bullshit by Linda ~ March 22, 2019 ~ 04:59 PM