Comments: So A Duck Walks Into A Bar...

I am so relieved. I thought you were going to say the third mouse was going to fuck Velociman, and I don't do inter-species stuff. Except for the errant goat, of course.

posted by Velociman on January 8, 2005 09:45 PM

And I suppose he didn't have any money to pay for those grapes either. He probably thought they would just put it on his bill. I can't believe I just said that. Sorry.

posted by Dash on January 8, 2005 09:57 PM

Hell, Dash. Why are YOU apologizing? I'm the one in the Keyhouse. Going interspecies on someone else's site. Unforgivable.

posted by Velociman on January 8, 2005 10:26 PM

You boys ain't right!!!

posted by Sam on January 8, 2005 11:15 PM

Heh, put it on his bill...

(I'm going to hide my cat from Velociman.)

posted by Key on January 8, 2005 11:19 PM

Hell, I always thought the Keyhouse was a good place. But, I'd keep you away from the cats, too. (Not to mention the ducks, mice, sheep, gerbils, wildebeast, otters...)

posted by Dash on January 8, 2005 11:30 PM

I'm starting to worry about my fish.

posted by Moogie on January 9, 2005 09:12 AM

Damn. I'm not smart enought to understand the grape joke. Can I buy a clue, Key?

posted by david on January 11, 2005 12:03 AM

Heh. Okay, but it's not as much fun this way. ; )

Without nails, the bartender can't exactly make good on his promise, so the duck gets to keep asking...

Hey, it's not exactly awe-inspiring, but made me laugh the first, second, AND third time I read it! (I think I was envisioning the AFLAC duck.)

posted by Key on January 12, 2005 01:39 PM
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