Comments: Fulfillin' other's wildest dreams*

Thanks mate. I ain't never seen nothing like that before. I seen green peas. I seen honey peas. These look more like round kidney beans. Wow.

BTW. You know the story about the guy who was allergic to green peas? His doctor told him he had to go without green peas for 5 years. This was a major hardship cause the guy loves green peas. Anyway, he reaches the end of his diet and decides to have a beer to celebrate. He has a few and then a few more and the bartender asks him what the occasion is. The bloke explains that he hasn't had a pea for five years and he is going for it now. The bar-tender yells out "If you can't swim, grab a chair".

Posted by Ozguru at January 10, 2005 06:25 AM