Comments: Where's My Anna Nicole Smith Thread?

A handsome couple of what?

posted by zonker on January 10, 2005 11:45 PM

You think she wouldn't swallow him whole?
Naw, let me rephrase... she's bigger then he is. That read better? I mean, it might be 2x4 strapped to ol' Howie's ass to keep him from... well... kkeep him breathin' air. But, you do have a point, another rich fella', just not quite as old.

Key... gimme three steps for that one will ya?

posted by RedNeck on January 10, 2005 11:49 PM

Are you talkin' about the Howard Stern who's the 7' tall, long-haired, lurch looking dude on the radio or the Howard Stern who is Anna Nicole's personal lawyer and confidante? Either way, I can't picture her with anyone after she was married to that 140 year old oil tycoon that met her when she was a titty dancer in Houston. Before that, she was the order taker at the Church's Chicken in Mexia, Texas.

posted by Dash on January 11, 2005 01:04 PM

... but she has beautiful CLAVICLES!!!

posted by Acidman on January 11, 2005 01:54 PM

Actually, I think she worked at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken Shack, and married the cook there. He's the father of her son.

And she does have rather nice clavicles, V-man.

posted by Evilwhiteguy on January 11, 2005 07:28 PM

Yeah, you're right about Jim's. They didn't have a Church's... but they did have a Dairy Queen.

posted by Dash on January 11, 2005 08:59 PM

I like Anna, any woman that can do more drugs than me and still walk and talk, is okay in my book, Cat.

posted by Catfish on January 11, 2005 09:32 PM

HEEEEYYYY, don't hate on the girl coz she got PAID- (to lay up with that OL' RICH GUY ) Hell, that's every WOMAN'S dream....

posted by playafrmmexia on May 11, 2005 03:11 PM
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