Comments: Can You Imagine?

-- My brothers and i have often made jokes about "esophogeal pregnancy", and how it is impossible. I guess it's not a joke anymore.

-- The state only cares about getting money for the woman and child so they don't go on welfare. Finding the father is good, finding *any* father is fine.

-- I think he is lying and they had intercourse.

Posted by _Jon at February 28, 2005 10:20 AM

A nightmare, and worse still if you DID take steps to protect yourself and then found that they had DELIBERATLY gone out of their way to get themselves pregnant (hard to tell I know...).

Let me tell you one time about the woman who was a virgin and managed to get pregnant from oral sex - if that doesn't scare you then nothing will...

Posted by Alex at February 28, 2005 02:52 PM

OK, now for a female's point of view.

Can someone PLEASE smack this lady around for a few days?!?!?!

For crying out loud it's hard enough to deal with regular relationships without some woman creating a news story that has every guy on the planet walking on eggshells.
Back when Lorenna Bobbit had her little "let's take mr. happy for a joy ride" episode it was almost impossible to get a guy to fall asleep next to you.

Now every guy in America is going to be "keeping his swimmers on the bench" and/or taking the condom home with him at the end of the night just to be sure.

I need a smoothie.

Posted by Sarah the Penguin at February 28, 2005 04:58 PM

oh, by the way

the most disturbing thing about this court ruling is that sperm is now considered a "gift".

Happy Birthday To You.

(so now my Grandma is going to have me write Thank You cards and send them out for this too?)

Posted by sarah the penguin at February 28, 2005 05:05 PM

I'm laughing at _Jon and agreeing with Sarah if it is in fact true and she's not lying. If she is not lying and they did not have intercoarse, he should find some kick ass lawyer, pay the big bucks to have her deemed incompetent and get custody. Screw her. For real.

Posted by Bou at February 28, 2005 08:15 PM

i'm pretty sure that there's no such thing as DNA.
AND, when are we going to start placing the blame for these crazy paternity deals and whatnot where it belongs?
squarely on the baby.
way to go orally conceived baby... way to go.

Posted by gatsby at March 1, 2005 12:55 AM

Hi Sarah!

Johnny-Oh - Who is this Sarah and why haven't you made her get a blog yet? I can't believe you're hogging her writing talent for your own selfish enjoyment. Didn't I raise you better than that?

Posted by Harvey at March 1, 2005 02:18 PM
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