Comments: Self-Mutilation

Anyone who doesn't admit to locking the bathroom door and assaulting the errant warhead is a damned liar. The toughies are the nether regions, when you have to work off a multiple mirror setup in X-tremely Sensitive Territory.

posted by Velociman on March 2, 2005 11:25 PM

I so agree with you!!! Ugh, it's not possible to leave that stuff alone. You wouldn't believe the long list of "don't dos" we got in nursing school. I memorized it, regurgitated it, spouted it to poor helpless patients and... paid not one bit of attention when it came to me... heh.

posted by Teresa on March 3, 2005 01:29 AM

me too. And my husband, too.
I can't stand to leave that kind of thing alone!

posted by Beth on March 3, 2005 11:34 AM

It's an ugly experience, but sometimes it simply has to be done. I'm fortunate. I still have about 50 diabetic-gauge needles from back in my "fix-a-flat" days. I figure that if I could stick one of those needles in my goddam DICK, I could use one to lance any "rising" I get.

It works, too.

posted by Acidman on March 3, 2005 01:38 PM

I had a "thingy" on my left upper eyelid.

I used a fresh pair of fingernail clippers - to me it worked better to "snip" it instead of cut it...

Mark --

posted by Mark -- on March 3, 2005 01:51 PM

.. that was hardcore..

posted by Eric on March 3, 2005 02:38 PM
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