Comments: I Have Guilt

I'm so glad you enjoyed that little just never occurred to me that the Shizzolator wasn't a regular toy for all the boys ang girls...

As for me, my site's motto becomes: "Let's try that shiznit 'n see what happens."

'N shit.

Peace out.

posted by zonker on March 17, 2005 05:11 PM

Dat's da bomb diggity.

posted by Velocipimp on March 17, 2005 05:28 PM

We need a got-dam shizolator like we need everybody having a shit-dripping asshole in the the middle of their foreheads. I don't see a fucking thing funny about it.

"Ya, bro, if I see de dis you be laying on me, I'll break out my gat and pop a cap on yo' cracker ass. I be doin' seven years standin' on my HEAD, muthafucka! Jive-ass honkie. I talks just fine and me and the hoes like it. If you don't, FUCK YOU, whitey!"

Damn, Key. That's just funny as hell, isn't it?

posted by Acidman on March 17, 2005 06:53 PM

Miss Priss will be going to school with those thugs in a few years. See how amusing the shizolator is when that happens. I see that shit every day and I find no humor in it at all.

'N shit.

posted by Acidman on March 17, 2005 07:02 PM

Shizzin yo cracker ass was definitely the most amusing.

We need a redneckafier as well. I know it's got to be simple, nothing more than a global replace. I'll have to consult with the tech gods on this one.

(Regarding the other, I went to a 100/0 school thru 10th, then a 50/50 my last two. Huge change, but NEVER had a problem. Say what you will, my black friends were the most open, the most blatantly honest, and the most entertaining. They harbored no ill will toward me. This is street jargon. Kel and I speak it when we chillin. It's good for the groove, so don't be hatin'!)

posted by Key on March 17, 2005 09:37 PM

Hey Key,

Try this translator

Just Damn!

posted by Dax Montana on March 17, 2005 11:09 PM

Key, how's this one? Maybe this one?

Good luck on the Redneck-a-fying.

posted by Margi on March 18, 2005 12:16 AM

I tried one of the redneck translators on something I'd written and it didn't change anything...

Whut ya'll reckon is up with thet?

posted by DaveH on March 18, 2005 08:46 AM
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