Okay, truthfully now: How much is he paying you to pimp his site?

'Cause I could totally stand to get a piece of that action.

It's funny, but it's just not vitriolic enough. I want it to be unsafe for every family member these people have to walk down the street.

Ah, c'mon. You know how I get. I mean, I might as well rename this blog the Goldstein, Percifield, Simon & Iowahawk Pimp Project.

I'll stop being so electronically provincial. Any minute now.