Comments: Understanding Dick and Jane

Hey Jess:

This has nothing to do with your entry...I just wanted to let you know that your questions are up on my site.

Posted by Tiffani at May 20, 2005 07:45 AM

Actually, you missed the follow up book: Dicking Jane's Best Friend.

See Dick.

See Janet.

See Dick dick Janet.

See Janet get drunk and confess to Jane she did Dick.

See Jane leave Dick, taking Spot.

See Jane move in with her friend, Nancy.

See Jane and Nancy get married on a recent trip to Provincetown, Mass.

See Dick catch a venereal disease from that skank, Janet.

Posted by Ralph at May 20, 2005 01:02 PM

Ha ha ha, ok, that's funny.

And Ralph, very 21st century..... except it isn't VD anymore, its STD. Yes, thank you, I learned that from my kids, who corrected me, since we still have sex education in California.

By the way - Jane's Dick was just a figment of her imagination. Spot was just filling in for him. :o

Posted by JulieB at May 20, 2005 11:03 PM

Maybe Jane is in anticipation for a battery powered vibration.

Posted by jess @ LOSLI at May 21, 2005 06:32 AM

Nah, she's trolling bars..... why settle for electric when you can have alive?

Posted by JulieB at May 24, 2005 10:13 AM

Easy. Because the electric one's only require C-cells and the live ones have so many other needs.

Posted by Ralph at May 24, 2005 04:57 PM
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