Comments: A LOSLI Interview with Jess of LOSLI

Unfuckingbelievable. Is this real? Or are you bullshitting us or what? I have to know.

Posted by just james at June 5, 2005 12:16 AM

GRRR!!!

STILL not remembered over nyah. [/Cartman]

Anyway, a story:

One especially poor PW decided to make homemade salsa for Christmas gifts.

I was going to make a large batch at once and bottle them with custom labels. I wanted something exceptional and memorable, so I went with a recipe that included habaneros, the hottest peppers on the planet. Taking great pains to get it right I roasted them first, and them peeled the loosened skins off. This process was excruciating, as the fumes from these peppers would burn your eyes at a 15-foot radius.

Anyway . . .

I had to pee.

I did not wash my hands first.

The labels I printed for my finished salsa sported the perfect name, reflecting my experience: Balls of Fire.

Posted by pusillanimous wanker at June 5, 2005 02:50 PM

I just hope the salsa didn't have a "nutty" flavor.
...Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I think the worst thing that ever happened to me was some chick gave me a yeast infection, just at the tip. It burned to pee for a good month.

Posted by Jeremy at June 5, 2005 09:00 PM

uh, bleach/balls.... BEACHBALLS? Nice one.

Oh, Charlie! auugg...

Jeremy... my oh my, way to pick 'em, kid!

I'm home with the flu from hell.

Posted by JulieB at June 7, 2005 06:11 PM
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